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    <title>Reel Distraction</title>
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    <description>Film Reviews and whatnot</description>
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      <title>09.04.08 :Advert: The Ballad of Josie</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1186</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/balladjosie.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      <br />
&lt;strong&gt;The Ballad of Josie&lt;/strong&gt; (1967) - &lt;em&gt;When Doris goes West, the West goes chicken!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;Br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
Here&apos;s an unfunny scene from the film in which Doris Day whines her way through a hangover:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;Br /&gt;<br />
&lt;object width="380" height="312"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j9aW8BcV8z0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j9aW8BcV8z0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="380" height="312"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1186</guid>
	  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.04.08 :Advert: Closely Watched Trains</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1185</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/closelywatched.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    <br />
&lt;strong&gt;Closely Watched Trains&lt;/strong&gt; (1966)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
I&apos;d never heard of this boringly-titled flick, despite the fact that it was on someone&apos;s list of 1966&apos;s 10 best films. Had you?</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1185</guid>
	  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.04.08 :Advert: The Gruesome Twosome &amp; Something Weird</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1184</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/gruesometwosome.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br />
&lt;strong&gt;The Gruesome Twosome&lt;/strong&gt; (1967) &amp; &lt;strong&gt;Something Weird&lt;/strong&gt; (1967)</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1184</guid>
	  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.03.08 :Advert: Mary Jane</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1183</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/maryjane.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    <br />
&lt;strong&gt;Mary Jane&lt;/strong&gt; (1968) - &lt;em&gt;FIVE KIDS SMOKED THIS and have blown their minds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;Br /&gt;<br />
You hear that? They &lt;U&gt;BLEW&lt;/U&gt; &lt;U&gt;THEIR&lt;/U&gt; &lt;U&gt;MINDS&lt;/U&gt;, man.</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1183</guid>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.03.08 :Advert: Don&apos;t Just Stand There!</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1182</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/standthere.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  <br />
&lt;strong&gt;Don&apos;t Just Stand There!&lt;/strong&gt; (1968) - &lt;em&gt;There&apos;s a 6ft. redhead karate expert who&apos;s writing a sexbook...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
Mary Tyler Moore in a movie about a sexbook? The hell? And why is the "d" in the title cut off?</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1182</guid>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.03.08 :Advert: The Party</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1181</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/theparty.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    <br />
&lt;strong&gt;The Party&lt;/strong&gt; (1968) - &lt;em&gt;Come to the Party! Don&apos;t bring a bottle - BRING BAIL!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
Here&apos;s a great clip from &lt;strong&gt;The Party&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
&lt;object width="380" height="312"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cak9bZpn4uQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cak9bZpn4uQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="380" height="312"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1181</guid>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.02.08 :Advert: The Scalphunters</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1180</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/scalphunters.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     <br />
&lt;strong&gt;The Scalphunters&lt;/strong&gt; (1968) - &lt;em&gt;I&apos;m Joe Bass and I say that scalphunters are the most ornery girl-grabbing back-stabbers on earth. I HUNT SCALPHUNTERS!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;<br />
Ok... we get it, Joe. You hate scalphunters. Chill out a bit, how about it?</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1180</guid>
	  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.02.08 :Advert: Berserk!</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1179</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/berserk.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; <br />
&lt;strong&gt;Berserk!&lt;/strong&gt; (1967) - &lt;em&gt;THE SHOCKER CALCULATED TO DRIVE YOU BERSERK!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br />
Seems like every Joan Crawford admat from this era featured the same freakout closeup image.</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1179</guid>
	  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.02.08 :Advert: The Vengeance of She</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1178</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/vengeanceofshe.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    <br />
&lt;strong&gt;The Vengeance of She&lt;/strong&gt; (1968) - &lt;em&gt;The all-woman goddess comes back to bring more men to their knees and more worlds to their destruction!&lt;/em&gt;</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1178</guid>
	  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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      <title>09.01.08 :Advert: Shanty Tramp - Permission Slips Needed</title>
      <link>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1177</link>
      <description>&lt;p class="picture"&gt;                                                            <br />
&lt;img src="http://reeldistraction.com/adverts/shanty.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; <br />
&lt;strong&gt;Shanty Tramp&lt;/strong&gt; (1967) - &lt;em&gt;SORRY! Because of the abnormal nature of this film, we cannot use any photos in advertisements. Teenagers must have admission slips signed by parents or guardian. NO ONE UNDER 18 YEARS ADMITTED!&lt;/em&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;<br />
Great gimmicks. How many dorks do you think actually had their parents sign the slip in this admat? And how many borderline-dorks had their buddies forge their parents&apos; signatures?</description>
	  <guid>http://www.reeldistraction.com/?action=viewAdvert&amp;docID=1177</guid>
	  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT </pubDate> 
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